Warning : Wuzun fans, you're going to need to click the red button at the top right hand corner of your page now, please. I warned you.

(I apologise if I will tend to offend anybody. You know I don't mean it. This is just my opinion, which you apparently don't have to give any cares to.)

1. Wuzun.

MY, OH MY. What an incredibly hot guy! Oh yes he's hot. When compared to a toilet bowl, that's right.
Can someone englighten me? Why is everyone falling head over heels for him? Is he worth it? I dare you to list out 5 valid good reasons why he is worthy of being "worshipped". Can't think of any? I share your thoughts. Believe me, I do. You have no idea. I shall now go on to further elaborate on why he is screwed up.

1. He. Cannot. Sing.
Now, the ability to sing is the most important characteristic one must have in order to be a singer, no? But why is he a singer when he cannot even reach his notes correctly? Hear him sing live, I guarantee you a free faint. Absolutely free of charge. Don't start arguing with me about his ability to sing. Anyone will tell you this : He is a horrible singer. Horrible. Unless, of course, you are blinded by his certain "good" characteristics, which I really cannot even fathom the possibility. Then, well. I have nothing to say. I'll keep you in my prayer.

2. He. Cannot. Act.
Again, the ability to act is the most important characteristic a VERY FAMOUS ACTOR must have. Does he harbour that ability? No. No, absolutely not! There. Go watch all of his shows and tell me which one demonstrates his ability to act PROPERLY. Don't you dare argue with me because I dare say I've watched all his shows. This does not mean that I am a die-hard fan. It means that I want to be updated and scream at all the people who start to say "OH WUZUN IS SO HOT IN ___ SHOW!".

3. He. Cannot. Dance.
AND HE EVEN TRIES IT TOO. OH YES HE DOES. I've watched numerous videos of him trying to dance and act as if he's such a desirable man. Hello? You're already twenty-seven years old and you still want to try to dance when it is so obvious you cannot? If that is not delusion then what is?

4. He. Is. Gay.
I actually wanted to put : He is ugly. But since beauty is subjective, I shall stick to this. He acts too gayly. And when I mean gay, I mean the boy love boy gay. Not the happy gay. Thank you very much. Have you ever tried looking at his lips? They look like they just went through failed botox. Right. Maybe some people think of it as sexy and hot. But to me, apparently, it is definitely waaaay off hot. Not even a door to hot is present.

There. See? Four main points that actually disqualifies him from being in the showbiz industry. If he can become so popular, I am sure we all can too. Remember, he is only hot compared to a toilet bowl. Which has just been shitted in.

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