[Reason for edit: The post was pretty pointless, and stupid. So I deleted it.]

Anyway, I hate fandom. I seriously do. Consider that ironic, since I sparkle with the prospect of turning into a fangirl. Or maybe, I already am. Whatever. Blame DBSK. This has nothing - I repeat, nothing - to do with me, thank you very much. No, I am not demented. Now go away.

I never used to like crazy, screaming fangirls who wail and whine and scream about how hot yadah yadah is, because it just makes them seem retarded. But somehow, when I am not conscientious enough of my actions, I tend to somewhat resemble them. Which is so sad, seriously. What did DBSK do to logical, level-headed Melody? Ugh. Someone kill me, please. I'll float to heaven and bless you from down there if you do.

Sigh. Who will understand how I feel? Gilaine obviously wouldn't, since she was born to be a fangirl. Nicole? Probably not. Oh well, logical, level-headed Melody aside.


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JAEJOONG(!!!)
DBSK(!!!) OOOOOOO:


And just like that, stupid, idiotic and retarded Melody wins logical, level-headed Melody.
Oh well.